- OVERALL: 80
- VISUAL: 84
- STORY: 87
- ACTING: 68
- BETTER THAN: The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
- NOT AS GOOD AS: The Descent
- WAS MISSING: There are so many ways that this is a tongue-and-cheek send up of bad horror-action films that it probably could've thrown in a bit more sex and rock and roll.
- SEE IT FOR: With about 10 characters each getting their own G.I. Joe profiles, there's bound to be at least a couple that you are rooting for. For every bad performance, there's somebody with a good one. Allen and Rollins are quite tasty, though you won't want to eat during this Feast. Jason Mewes as Jason Mewes is also something you don't see every day.