The Korpis: The Movie (2008)

This is the make-believe film based on my life and those in it! If you want on this list, feel free to send me a picture of yourself or let me know, and if you want off of this list, tell me so I can take you off. Enjoy!

Thomas played by Ryan Reynolds
Runners Up: John Krasinski, Scott Foley



Melissa K. played by Diane Krueger
Runner Up: Kristin Cavallari



Kevin K. played by Christian Bale
Runner Up: Paul Schneider


Shealynn played by Hilary Swank
Runner Up: Angelina Jolie


Cindy played by Drew Barrymore
Runner Up: Cameron Diaz


Kevin A. played by Kenneth Branagh
Runner Up: Michael Biehn


Tyler played by Josh Hutcherson


Cade played by Jonathan Lipnicki


Tate played by Freddie Highmore


Jenna played by Miley Cyrus (for Melissa!)


Wayne played by Michael Keaton
Runner Up: Viggo Mortensen


Rose played by Sela Ward
Runner Up: Ann Cusack


Tommy played by John Cho
Runner Up: Ken Leung


Leah M. played by Sienna Miller
Runner Up: Samaire Armstrong


Paul W. played by Nicolas Cage
Runner Up: Alan Rickman


Brenda played by Cate Blanchett
Runner Up: Meg Ryan


Matt W. played by Matthew McConaughey
Runner Up: Steve Zahn


Kendall played by Kate Hudson
Runner Up: Radha Mitchell


Nick played by Shia LaBeouf
Runner Up: Emile Hirsch


Earnest played by Ryan Gosling
Runner Up: Scott Caan


Lisa played by Elisha Cuthbert
Runner Up: Bryce Dallas Howard



Jody played by Ethan Embry


Tabecca played by Kerri Walsh


Andy played by Chad Michael Murray


Lindsey played by Laura Ramsey


Jeremy played by Jake Gyllenhaal
Runner Up: Balthazar Getty



Michelle D. played by Hayden Panettiere



Chris D. played by Colin Hanks



Jennifer M. played by Jenna Fischer



Matthew M. played by Tobey Maguire
Runner Up: Seth Rogen



Scott played by Ewan McGregor
Runner Up: Rob Rotten



Britney played by Evan Rachel Wood
Runner Up: Lori Petty



Melanie played by Kelly Osbourne



Phil played by Kevin Spacey


Ryan B. played by Scott Caan


Shannon played by Kirsten Dunst


Russ played by Heath Ledger


Ryan S. played by Mark Boone Junior


Chelsea played by Milla Jovovich
Runner Up: Amanda Peet


Jeff played by David Boreanaz


Sarah F. played by Alyson Hannigan



Daryl F. played by



Rachel J. played by Scarlett Johansson



Matt S. played by Zach Braff



Jennifer S. played by Jessica Biel



Colleen played by Sophia Bush


Will S. played by Jason Biggs


Stephanie S. played by Cecile De France


Jay C. played by Patrick Wilson


Carrie played by Kate Beckinsale


Judy played by Zooey Deschanel


Joey played by Mark Ruffalo


Rachel P. played by Ellen Page



Ryan K. played by James McAvoy



Caleb played by Jeremy Piven



Jennifer W. played by Alyssa Milano


Nikole played by Anne Hathaway



Grady played by Hayden Christensen



Sarah G. played by Rebecca Hall


Paul G. played by Breckin Meyer


Richard played by Edward Norton


Tausha played by Keri Russell


Chris played by Josh Hartnett


Trevor played by Paul Walker


Amber played by Maria Menounos


Heather B. played by Anna Faris


Mark B. played by Peter Sarsgaard
Runner Up: Sean William Scott (per Matt S.)


Noah W. played by Craig Slike


Heather W. played by Alison Lohman


Galia played by Megan Fox


Karla C. played by Kristin Kreuk


Zach C. played by Jensen Ackles (per Melissa!)


Jessica R. played by Mena Suvari


Zach R. played by Justin Long