Bloody genitalia. If that's your thing, then this is the movie for you. The rest of the world? Let's just say this movie is more fulfilling as a teaser trailer than a full-length feature.
IMDB: Teeth
- OVERALL: 78
- VISUAL: 83
- STORY: 73
- ACTING: 77
- BETTER THAN: Poison Ivy: The New Seduction
- NOT AS GOOD AS: Basic Instinct
- WAS MISSING: Bite. Imagination preying on your fears. Seriously... This was like "Signs" where the less they showed, the better off they'd have been. You get bloody crotches galore though.
- SEE IT FOR: If you always wondered what happened to Reese Witherspoon's character in "Freeway" after the credits rolled and she grew a mutant, man-eating vagina. Yeah, I didn't think anybody was wondering that.
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