Monday, July 14, 2008

10,000 B.C.


IMDB: 10,000 B.C.
  • OVERALL: 69
  • VISUAL: 87
  • STORY: 54
  • ACTING: 66
  • BETTER THAN: Carnosaur
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Jurassic Park
  • WAS MISSING: Any desire to root for the humans
  • SEE IT FOR: Mum-Rah, beautiful red sails and the bird from Hell that every pet owner should have.

Definitely, Maybe


IMDB: Definitely, Maybe
  • OVERALL: 89
  • VISUAL: 91
  • STORY: 94
  • ACTING: 82
  • BETTER THAN: Alfie
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Wimbledon
  • WAS MISSING: A kid you can root for. I mean, aren't there any other child actors out there other than Abigail Breslin?
  • SEE IT FOR: Klein's drunk. Weisz is at the top of her funny-looking-yet-hot game as an intelligent, quirky, strong tease. Sadly, Reynolds loses some appeal as soon as they take away his bite and replace it with schmarm... this coming from a big fan of his sharp humor.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Benchwarmers


IMDB: The Benchwarmers
  • OVERALL: 59
  • VISUAL: 64
  • STORY: 59
  • ACTING: 53
  • BETTER THAN: Ed
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: The Sandlot
  • WAS MISSING: The Benchwarmers trading card series.
  • SEE IT FOR: Rob Schneider playing the stud to everybody else's loser, but to do this you'll have to stomach Spade's monk-do and Napoleon's... well... certainly no dynamite here.

Fire & Ice


IMDB: Fire & Ice
  • OVERALL: 78
  • VISUAL: 91
  • STORY: 75
  • ACTING: 69
  • BETTER THAN: Quest for Camelot
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Heavy Metal
  • WAS MISSING: Clothes. I think everybody chose fashion over protection.
  • SEE IT FOR: Frazetta's artwork inspired this bad boy, so enjoy the battle sequences, women and warriors.

Monday, July 7, 2008

August Rush


IMDB: August Rush
  • OVERALL: 91
  • VISUAL: 89
  • STORY: 94
  • ACTING: 90
  • BETTER THAN: School of Rock
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: I Know My First Name is Steven
  • WAS MISSING: Pie, but I guess not every movie can be Waitress. It also could've used a little more hardship for the runaway to add a stronger dose of reality and consequence, which would have made the triumphs that much sweeter.
  • SEE IT FOR: Russell picks back up the role of Felicity, Rhys Meyers sizzles on screen as well as on the mic, and they throw in some great guitar performances.

Nomad: The Warrior


IMDB: Nomad: The Warrior
  • OVERALL: 75
  • VISUAL: 80
  • STORY: 74
  • ACTING: 70
  • BETTER THAN: Warriors of Heaven and Earth (Tian di ying xiong)
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Gladiator
  • WAS MISSING: Originality. It has every epic movie cliche rolled into one Kazakh setting. You may actually think you are watching Gladiator if you doze off.
  • SEE IT FOR: Kuno Becker's smile. Really. Also, composer Siliotto makes a score that sounds eerily similar to Edelman's Dragonheart score, which isn't a bad thing!

Tears of the Sun


IMDB: Tears of the Sun
  • OVERALL: 74
  • VISUAL: 74
  • STORY: 77
  • ACTING: 71
  • BETTER THAN: Men of War
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Let's Get Harry
  • WAS MISSING: The hectic pace and sneaky tension of a rescue film should have. Director Fuqua's deliberate style didn't mesh well with the jungle violence.
  • SEE IT FOR: Monica Bellucci and Bruce Willis fans may enjoy, but not much for the rest of us... even the war fanatics.