Monday, June 9, 2008


IMDB: American Gangster
  • OVERALL: 93
  • VISUAL: 90
  • STORY: 94
  • ACTING: 95
  • BETTER THAN: Hoffa
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: A History of Violence
  • WAS MISSING: The ultimate showdown of Denzel and Crowe in valiant fisticuffs.
  • SEE IT FOR: The ultimate showdown of Denzel and Crowe in stubborn, brilliant mind games.

The Darjeeling LImited


IMDB: The Darjeeling Limited
  • OVERALL: 82
  • VISUAL: 71
  • STORY: 82
  • ACTING: 93
  • BETTER THAN: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Bottle Rocket
  • WAS MISSING: Luke Wilson. Maybe Adrien Brody stole Wes Anderson's invite from Luke?
  • SEE IT FOR: Neurosis and sibling rivalry at its best.

The Kingdom


IMDB: The Kingdom
  • OVERALL: 79
  • VISUAL: 80
  • STORY: 79
  • ACTING: 78
  • BETTER THAN: Men of War
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Under Fire
  • WAS MISSING: A pulse. Good luck staying awake until it gets rolling.
  • SEE IT FOR: Your Friday Night Lights fix. From cast to directors, it's the same bunch and feel.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Hunger


IMDB: The Hunger
  • OVERALL: 90
  • VISUAL: 89
  • STORY: 90
  • ACTING: 90
  • BETTER THAN: Vampires
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Underworld
  • WAS MISSING: Vincent Price laughter during the closing credits.
  • SEE IT FOR: Bowie and a young Susan Sarandon, plus a sensually creepy look at vampirism.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Balls of Fury


IMDB: Balls of Fury
  • OVERALL: 60
  • VISUAL: 60
  • STORY: 50
  • ACTING: 70
  • BETTER THAN: Rollerball (2002)
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Murderball
  • WAS MISSING: A rousing chant of "Kumite"
  • SEE IT FOR: Def Leppard tickets were sold out.

Battle Royale


IMDB: Battle Royale
  • OVERALL: 90
  • VISUAL: 91
  • STORY: 90
  • ACTING: 88
  • BETTER THAN: The Condemned
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: The Great Escape
  • WAS MISSING: You are dead, please drive through... The humor was brilliant in the first half, absent in the second. An English dubbed version would have been funny to watch for a second viewing just to see how poorly the dialogue may have matched up.
  • SEE IT FOR: Over-the-top action. Friends turning on friends. If you are a fan of prison stories or movies about dangerous games and high stakes, this is the perfect movie for you!

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford



IMDB: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • OVERALL: 85
  • VISUAL: 75
  • STORY: 92
  • ACTING: 89
  • BETTER THAN: Wyatt Earp
  • NOT AS GOOD AS: Tombstone
  • WAS MISSING: "I'm yer Huckleberry."
  • SEE IT FOR: The What-a-burger-ish commercial voice over guy telling a very slow tale that is worth it if you like character development.